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Sorry Guys I have been sick for 3 days!!

21-Jan-2007

I have seen all of your calls ...I have been sick since Saturday..But went to thr Doctor , and just had a cold and Bacteria Infection in my eyes...Yuk!!..So today Saturday all day from 8:00 a.m. - 5:00 p.m. I am doing 1/2 hrs. 100 and 1 hour for 175 So call me and book for this special it goes back to mormal at 6:00 p.m

And an even better Saturday.........

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JANET MONTY HARD8:
REGARDING THE "FAQ" QUESTION YOU RECEIVED ON THE MEANING OF "BS".......THE THREE OF US KNOW FOR SURE THAT IT REFERS TO "BODY SLIDE".. it est:, THE LADY & HER COMPANION "OIL UP" AND YOU SLIDE YOUR OILED BODY OVER / ALONG HIS (OR MAYBE HER'S IN YOUR CASE)... IT KINDA HEIGHTENS THE SEXUAL MOMENTS PRIOR TO "ENTERING" INTO OTHER ACTIVITIES. OLIVE OIL WORKS VERY WELL..... HOWEVER, YOU DO NOT QUALIFY FOR "EXTRA VIRGIN"!!!!..... THE CLIENT USUALLY BRINGS A BOTTLE OF THE PREFERRED KIND. VERY VERY SEXY TO DO (IT RANKS RIGHT UP THERE WITH SNOWBALLING FOR THE THREE OF US) BUT RATHER MESSY HUMPING IN POOLS OF OIL, (YES CUM DOES FLOAT)....JEEEZE LOUISE... WE THOUGHT THAT YOU WOULD HAVE KNOW ABOUT THIS BY NOW....BOY ARE YOU MISSING OUT!!! WE SHOULLD GET SOME KIND OF REWARD FOR TEACHING YOU SOMETHING (ANYTHING) ABOUT SEX!!!.... THE REST OF YOUR ADMIRERS WHO DIDN'T KNOW THIS TOO ARE A BUNCH OF LAME PATZERS (YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT A "PATZER" IS, CAUSE YOU ARE JEWISH)...... THINK UP A GOOD REWARD FOR US...... YOU CAN CONTACT US IN THE PADDED ROMM IN SMART-ASS REHAB!!!!... GOTTA GO WE ARE DUE FOR A LITHIUM SWIM... BI BI FOR NOW!!
BlckmastrNYC:
Glad you're back. As to what BS is.. I found this list of all the terms. I'm all for MMOG, Spanish and probably 50 other things on this list lol. http://www.escort.com/glossary.html

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